Stipxennell Yarcaparm Hitsabkansugxinmutpinkad is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, irritating raccoon.

Stipxennell Yarcaparm Hitsabkansugxinmutpinkad created the Sun two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stipxennell Yarcaparm Hitsabkansugxinmutpinkad, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Stipxennell Yarcaparm Hitsabkansugxinmutpinkad, she will destroy your favourite star.

Stipxennell Yarcaparm Hitsabkansugxinmutpinkad's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Stipxennell Yarcaparm Hitsabkansugxinmutpinkad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat gooseberries.

2. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not count beyond six during ceremonies.

4. Do not wear shoes marked with cyan.

5. You must never eat wheat.