Sugnurbomfudjincadyarldag is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, all-knowing raven.

Sugnurbomfudjincadyarldag created Africa two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sugnurbomfudjincadyarldag, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sugnurbomfudjincadyarldag, it will destroy your home solar system.

Sugnurbomfudjincadyarldag's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Sugnurbomfudjincadyarldag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Always obey Sugnurbomfudjincadyarldag's priests.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not wear platinum on your body.

5. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.