Vilcibyatt is a god.

He takes the form of a large, tiresome wren.

Vilcibyatt created the Sun three billion years ago.

If you believe in Vilcibyatt, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Vilcibyatt, he will manifest in front of you.

Vilcibyatt's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Vilcibyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Always help grasshopers in need.

3. Never write about planets.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.