Matrakjan is a god.
It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, narcissistic
salamander.
Matrakjan created humankind four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Matrakjan, it will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Matrakjan, it will send you a sign.
Matrakjan's most sacred site is Brancion in France.
Matrakjan's Holy Commandments1. Fast once a month.
2. Respect your elders.
3. Never talk about chlorophyll.
4. Erect seven lead sculptures of Matrakjan on top of important buildings.
5. Always stare at clouds.