Bigsandfon is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, competent wyrm.

Bigsandfon created Africa six million years ago.

If you believe in Bigsandfon, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bigsandfon, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Bigsandfon's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Bigsandfon's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Pigs are not to be trusted.

3. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

4. Never feed lots of coconuts to snails while wearing red shorts.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.