Mifnutsab is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, moody human.

Mifnutsab created the Milkyway five billion years ago.

If you believe in Mifnutsab, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Mifnutsab, it will not care.

Mifnutsab's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Mifnutsab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear black clothing.

2. Mifnutsab loves ants, so they must be respected.

3. Mifnutsab must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not dye your hair cyan.

5. Always take life seriously.