Wigpodham is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, grumpy camel.

Wigpodham created the Sol system seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wigpodham, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Wigpodham, he will be very unhappy.

Wigpodham's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Wigpodham's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant in the presence of elders.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never mix melons with water.

4. Never remain standing at dusk.

5. Always maintain purity during holy days.