Godlibril is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, resourceful giraffe.

Godlibril created a quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Godlibril, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Godlibril, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Godlibril's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Godlibril's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not wear nickel on your body.

3. Hide from brown bats for they are unholy.

4. Do not hurt swans.

5. Do not eat wheat.