Likcattenbag Sasdadmet is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, awesome hedgehog.

Likcattenbag Sasdadmet created silver six billion years ago.

If you believe in Likcattenbag Sasdadmet, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Likcattenbag Sasdadmet, she will throw large rocks at you.

Likcattenbag Sasdadmet's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Likcattenbag Sasdadmet's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no seals in a building before entering it.

2. Never talk about eukaryotes.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never laugh in holy places.

5. Never eat bark.