Tafvidvogort is a god.
It takes the form of a small, egotistical
spider.
Tafvidvogort created oxygen five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Tafvidvogort, it will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Tafvidvogort, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.
Tafvidvogort's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.
Tafvidvogort's Holy Commandments1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
2. Retreat if eight moths approach from the west.
3. Do not fashion models of living things.
4. Your children must be taught to worship Tafvidvogort.
5. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.