Fligbenpog Jigflynak Cidyarpdod is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, contented swallow.

Fligbenpog Jigflynak Cidyarpdod created an electron six million years ago.

If you believe in Fligbenpog Jigflynak Cidyarpdod, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Fligbenpog Jigflynak Cidyarpdod, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Fligbenpog Jigflynak Cidyarpdod's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Fligbenpog Jigflynak Cidyarpdod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair fawn.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

3. Fligbenpog Jigflynak Cidyarpdod must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not wear carbon on your body.

5. Never write about asteroids.