Arnrancim is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, sapient faun.

Arnrancim created dark matter two billion years ago.

If you believe in Arnrancim, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Arnrancim, she will laugh at you.

Arnrancim's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Arnrancim's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Run away if eight ducks approach from the west.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never go into white rooms.