Habdimcun is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, smart human.

Habdimcun created a quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Habdimcun, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Habdimcun, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Habdimcun's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Habdimcun's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat grapes.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Habdimcun must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never hurt bats.

5. Run away if seven mice approach from the east.