Libkarrill is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, confident goose.

Libkarrill created a photon nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Libkarrill, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Libkarrill, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Libkarrill's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Libkarrill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not chant in public.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never write about quantum gravity.