Abdonrot is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, narcissistic skunk.

Abdonrot created the Andromeda Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Abdonrot, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Abdonrot, it will turn you into a worm.

Abdonrot's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Abdonrot's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear skirts.

2. Do not keep seven dolphins in a large pit.

3. Never mention horses.

4. Never think about amino acids.

5. Never feed lentils to dogs while wearing mauve hats.