Zakfobnur is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, capable hippopotamus.

Zakfobnur created the Sunflower Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zakfobnur, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Zakfobnur, she will laugh at you.

Zakfobnur's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Zakfobnur's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Zakfobnur.

2. Always look after injured mice.

3. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

4. Never look at nebulae.

5. Never jump near squirrels.