Danflabqueeg is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, compassionate wren.

Danflabqueeg created the Tadpole Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Danflabqueeg, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Danflabqueeg, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Danflabqueeg's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Danflabqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Danflabqueeg in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not drink water in red rooms.

3. Never wear green rings.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always treat seals with great respect.