Gunlarpkincut Limsasgum is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, almighty jaguar.

Gunlarpkincut Limsasgum created the Large Magellanic Cloud five million years ago.

If you believe in Gunlarpkincut Limsasgum, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gunlarpkincut Limsasgum, he will try to impress you with trees.

Gunlarpkincut Limsasgum's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Gunlarpkincut Limsasgum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Gunlarpkincut Limsasgum's name in vain.

2. Do not wear purple clothing.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never think about gravity near capybaras while wearing brown rings and balancing three titanium spheres on your legs.

5. You must love Gunlarpkincut Limsasgum.