Panponhab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, awesome wasp.

Panponhab created the planet Jupiter four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Panponhab, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Panponhab, it will turn you into a sheep.

Panponhab's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Panponhab's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in the presence of geese.

2. Cats are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

5. Retreat if nine monkeys approach from the east.