Kikwodnull is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, deceitful horse.

Kikwodnull created carbon eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Kikwodnull, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Kikwodnull, she will turn you into a rock.

Kikwodnull's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Kikwodnull's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum field theory.

2. Kikwodnull loves mice, so they must be respected.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate horses.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kikwodnull.

5. Do not covet oxen.