Gesslargbenhot is a god.
It takes the form of a blubbery, capable
horse.
Gesslargbenhot created the planet Jupiter seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Gesslargbenhot, it will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Gesslargbenhot, it will turn you into a duck.
Gesslargbenhot's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.
Gesslargbenhot's Holy Commandments1. Look mercifully on unfortunate moths.
2. Never wear brown stockings.
3. Do not take Gesslargbenhot's name in vain.
4. Do not commit murder.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.