Gesslargbenhot is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, capable horse.

Gesslargbenhot created the planet Jupiter seven million years ago.

If you believe in Gesslargbenhot, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gesslargbenhot, it will turn you into a duck.

Gesslargbenhot's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Gesslargbenhot's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate moths.

2. Never wear brown stockings.

3. Do not take Gesslargbenhot's name in vain.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.