Mifgofkip is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, dishonourable skunk.

Mifgofkip created the Black Eye Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mifgofkip, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Mifgofkip, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Mifgofkip's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Mifgofkip's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in holy places.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not wear pink clothing.

5. Do not speak about rice.