Kamgupfig is a god.
He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, self-confident
wyvern.
Kamgupfig created the planet Saturn seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Kamgupfig, he will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Kamgupfig, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.
Kamgupfig's most sacred site is Dimson in England.
Kamgupfig's Holy Commandments1. Retreat if eight eagles approach from the east.
2. Do not wear blue clothing.
3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
4. Do not speak about pineapples.
5. Never eat bark.