Tamnelpang is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, ill-tempered hummingbird.

Tamnelpang created Africa nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tamnelpang, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tamnelpang, she will turn you into a frog.

Tamnelpang's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Tamnelpang's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if five gulls approach from the west.

2. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

4. Always help mites.

5. Always wear cyan.