Logbisskab is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, impressive goblin.

Logbisskab created humankind seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Logbisskab, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Logbisskab, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Logbisskab's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Logbisskab's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if six otters approach from the west.

2. Never laugh in the presence of mites.

3. Never think about planets.

4. Never skip in holy places.

5. Never talk about gravity.