Sakfed is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, witless whale.

Sakfed created dark matter three billion years ago.

If you believe in Sakfed, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Sakfed, she will turn you into a puffin.

Sakfed's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Sakfed's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention ducks.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Sakfed loves swans, so they must be respected.

4. Always make sure there are no moths in a building before entering it.

5. Do not make images of living things.