Mifmobbagflapnurtladpag is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, quiet wren.

Mifmobbagflapnurtladpag created viruses two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mifmobbagflapnurtladpag, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Mifmobbagflapnurtladpag, it will turn you into a slug.

Mifmobbagflapnurtladpag's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Mifmobbagflapnurtladpag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about optics near porpoises while wearing gray skirts.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate capybaras.

3. Feed all hungry eagles.

4. Always help snails in need.

5. Do not commit murder.