Linhasquim is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, bad-tempered cat.

Linhasquim created the Andromeda Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Linhasquim, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Linhasquim, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Linhasquim's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Linhasquim's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ultrasonics.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Fast once a month.