Fidpodgem is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, happy badger.

Fidpodgem created the Milkyway seven million years ago.

If you believe in Fidpodgem, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Fidpodgem, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Fidpodgem's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Fidpodgem's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured great tits.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never talk about nebulae.

4. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Fidpodgem on top of all buildings.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.