Pasjadbet is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, contented crocodile.

Pasjadbet created the planet Venus six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pasjadbet, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Pasjadbet, she will strike you with lightening.

Pasjadbet's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Pasjadbet's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick badgers.

2. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

3. You must pray to Pasjadbet three times a day.

4. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.

5. Do not take Pasjadbet's name in vain.