Fadtalsis Nurtlapkom is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, merciless grasshopper.

Fadtalsis Nurtlapkom created the Sunflower Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fadtalsis Nurtlapkom, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fadtalsis Nurtlapkom, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Fadtalsis Nurtlapkom's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Fadtalsis Nurtlapkom's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Always help ducks.

3. Feed all hungry geese.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not chop down trees.