Largtamcarwod is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, sapient snail.

Largtamcarwod created viruses two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Largtamcarwod, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Largtamcarwod, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Largtamcarwod's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Largtamcarwod's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about photosynthesis.

2. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

5. You must never eat parsnips.