Mityograt is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, annoying crane.

Mityograt created a charm quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Mityograt, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Mityograt, it will turn you into a slug.

Mityograt's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Mityograt's Holy Commandments

1. Always help capybaras in need.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Worship no other gods but Mityograt.

4. Do not eat garlic.

5. Never feed onions to bats while wearing turquoise shoes.