Hityakrotpad is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, idiotic meerkat.

Hityakrotpad created the Virgo Supercluster five billion years ago.

If you believe in Hityakrotpad, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Hityakrotpad, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Hityakrotpad's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Hityakrotpad's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Hityakrotpad.

2. Do not wear lead on your body.

3. Never hurt great tits.

4. Never wear violet ear rings.

5. Never talk about rats.