Nurlgofmot is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, conceited spider.

Nurlgofmot created a down quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Nurlgofmot, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Nurlgofmot, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Nurlgofmot's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Nurlgofmot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. You must pray to Nurlgofmot five times a day.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not listen to music.