Misdidflow is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, uncaring hare.

Misdidflow created Europe two million years ago.

If you believe in Misdidflow, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Misdidflow, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Misdidflow's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Misdidflow's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

2. Never talk about optics near sheep while wearing violet tights.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate doves.

4. You must pray to Misdidflow nine times a day.

5. Do not dye your hair black.