Rawstafxendibzoglagcan is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, unthoughtful lizard.

Rawstafxendibzoglagcan created the Sombrero Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rawstafxendibzoglagcan, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Rawstafxendibzoglagcan, he will not care at all.

Rawstafxendibzoglagcan's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Rawstafxendibzoglagcan's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Rawstafxendibzoglagcan in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate turtles.

3. Erect three zinc sculptures of Rawstafxendibzoglagcan on top of important buildings.

4. Always look after injured doves.

5. Put Rawstafxendibzoglagcan first in all things.