Batdutdob is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, calm gorilla.

Batdutdob created viruses two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Batdutdob, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Batdutdob, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Batdutdob's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Batdutdob's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about asteroids.

2. Hide from blue snails for they are unholy.

3. Ants are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Batdutdob in the centre of the settlement.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.