Nartladcan is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, able grasshopper.

Nartladcan created an atom four billion years ago.

If you believe in Nartladcan, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nartladcan, she will jump up and down on your head.

Nartladcan's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Nartladcan's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Nartladcan's priests.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.

4. Never mention swans.

5. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.