Cissgepsig is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, charitable ant.

Cissgepsig created life nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cissgepsig, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cissgepsig, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Cissgepsig's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Cissgepsig's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never think about thermodynamics near monkeys while wearing turquoise shirts and balancing eight platinum spheres on your arms.

3. Do not kill grasshopers.

4. Never hurt bats.

5. Cissgepsig loves rats, so they must be honoured.