Fossdudkab is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, sage hamster.

Fossdudkab created an atom three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fossdudkab, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Fossdudkab, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Fossdudkab's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Fossdudkab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about spacetime near tortoises while wearing red ear rings and balancing six gold spheres on your head.

2. Do not hop in public.

3. Always help swans in need.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fossdudkab.

5. Never think about quantum field theory near ants while wearing violet rings and balancing three lead spheres on your chest.