Dunlighub is a god.

It takes the form of a large, narcissistic wolf.

Dunlighub created the Andromeda Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Dunlighub, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Dunlighub, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Dunlighub's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Dunlighub's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near great tits while wearing cyan skirts and balancing seven titanium spheres on your arms.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Always treat cats with great respect.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.