Feb Damyarpdub is a god.
He takes the form of a very fat, awesome
fox.
Feb Damyarpdub created dark matter six million years ago.
If you believe in
Feb Damyarpdub, he will approve.
If you do not believe in
Feb Damyarpdub, he will jump up and down on your head.
Feb Damyarpdub's most sacred site is Penhale in England.
Feb Damyarpdub's Holy Commandments1. Learn eight new languages a year.
2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.
3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
4. Never look at dwarf planets.
5. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Feb Damyarpdub in the centre of the settlement.