Farsanhub is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, all-knowing faun.

Farsanhub created tapeworms two billion years ago.

If you believe in Farsanhub, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Farsanhub, she will be very sad.

Farsanhub's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Farsanhub's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never talk about moons.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Farsanhub.

4. You must pray to Farsanhub nine times a day.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Farsanhub.