Ligmigmis is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unthoughtful alligator.

Ligmigmis created the planet Earth nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ligmigmis, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Ligmigmis, she will boil you in a big pot.

Ligmigmis' most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Ligmigmis' Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Ligmigmis.

3. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

4. Never eat wheat.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.