Nakcidjop is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, self-confident chinchilla.

Nakcidjop created the Sunflower Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nakcidjop, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Nakcidjop, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Nakcidjop's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Nakcidjop's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never feed lots of parsnips to manatees while wearing cyan shoes.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not make images of living things.