Dumcampid is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, passionate lizard.

Dumcampid created an up quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dumcampid, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dumcampid, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Dumcampid's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Dumcampid's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry manatees.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never think ill of sick pigs.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not make images of living things.