Kadflanfarn is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unthoughtful slug.

Kadflanfarn created the Milkyway two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kadflanfarn, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Kadflanfarn, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Kadflanfarn's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Kadflanfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your chest indigo.

2. Never go into yellow rooms.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Always obey Kadflanfarn's priests.

5. You must never eat corn.