Yikflagdap is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, unfair hyena.

Yikflagdap created gold nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yikflagdap, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Yikflagdap, she will turn you into a puffin.

Yikflagdap's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Yikflagdap's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never wear scarves.

4. Erect four nickel sculptures of Yikflagdap on top of important buildings.

5. Do not run in public.