Giddogflamhigfebbisscan is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, humane hyena.

Giddogflamhigfebbisscan created carbon five million years ago.

If you believe in Giddogflamhigfebbisscan, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Giddogflamhigfebbisscan, he will turn you into a slug.

Giddogflamhigfebbisscan's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Giddogflamhigfebbisscan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about bacteria.

2. Hide from turquoise capybaras for they are unholy.

3. Never talk about planets.

4. Do not take Giddogflamhigfebbisscan's name in vain.

5. Never think about quantum gravity.