Ingsagdoss is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, boastful naga.

Ingsagdoss created a photon six million years ago.

If you believe in Ingsagdoss, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Ingsagdoss, he will turn you into a plant.

Ingsagdoss' most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Ingsagdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never eat aubergines.

2. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Always help sick nematodes.

5. Always look after injured eagles.